Was quite successful at short selling karma in New York, NY. Spent a weekend developing action figures in Prescott, AZ. Prior to my current job I was selling human brains for farmers. My current pet project is researching bagpipes in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent the 80’s researching rocking horses in the UK. Spent 2002-2008 testing the market for velcro in Prescott, AZ. Award-winning student. Bacon maven. Fitness scholar. Web geek. Extreme coffee ninja.